The Silver Tick
LOL.. I swear, sometimes I just get tickled by the titles....
So anyway, I woke up the other day after such a fabulous night's sleep... I stretched, yawned, and went to scratch my side when I noticed that I had a tick! EWWWWWWWWWWW G-ROSS!!! I flew up and went right dow to the bathroom so I could check it out in the mirror for sure. Now, it happens when you live near any kind of rural area, and heck, you can get them walking in the grass... And anyone who ever goes outside, especially around here, should realize that. Well, I apparently had forgotten this little fact and nearly peed my pants when I figured out it was a tick. I mean, it has been sooooooooooo long since I've come face to face with one of those nasty, blood-sucking litle buggers (imagine my Kiwi accent, politely borrowed from my good friend Shell). 25 years to be exact... well, somewhere in that neighborhood, lol. That's why it was a SILVER tick, cause it was actually brown, LOL! SO I grabbed its nasty little body and yanked it out, threw it in the sink, and squashed it. I'm pretty sure the head came out too, cause it's healing up and not festering... If I start oozing and twitching and drooling on myself, I'll be sure to update you guys LOL!!!
Anyway, I I wanted to let everyone know that we are once again connected to the internet at home! YEEEEEHAW!!! So this week, we're getting everything set up and all, so I'll be blogging more, but not as much as "normal". By next week, though, I should be back in full swing!
Man it feels good!!!
Hey... do y'all think I could hire Brad Paisley to come check me for ticks? I got plenty of closets to lock Kelly Williams up in - or hell... it's the South, I could put her under the house! LOL!



